The Serendipity

[Kelcin]

These are the voyages of the starship, Serendipity.
We boldly go where no forumer has gone before(that's our slogan!).

Crew roster:
Captain: Kelcin
First Mate: Josiah F
Second Mate:
Gunners/Fighters: Josiah
Doctors:
Engineers:
Expendable Crewmen/Crewwomen: Takara
Chef: Arien
Coffee Maker: Eirwyn
Etc(anything else you come up with): Small Fry

The Serendipity is docked at the Dallas Inter-Galactic Station(DIGS)
Just come and sign up for whatever position you want.

[Takara]

I'll be an . . . .expendable crewmen.

[Josiah]

I'll be a gunner/fighter!

[Josiah F]

I'll be First Mate.

[Kelcin]

Welcome to the crew!
Right now, we are at the Dallas InterGalactic Station, which is like Dallas Airport(so anything that might be at an airport, or space port, is there). So now we start playing here(maybe check out the Mount Doom Donut shop;)), and once we get most the people, we'll probably take off.

[Takara]

"Mount Doom Donut shop!? Cool." Takara runs out into the corridor and buys a large maple bar. "Mmmm, yum."

[Josiah]

*Josiah runs off and buys a toy gun*

[Kelcin]

"Good night, I forgot to tell her about the Giant Donut! Josiah, we've got to go save our expendable crewmate!" *Kelcin calls Takara with his CCT(Captain's Computer Thingy)* "Takara, stop moving!"

[Camilla]

I guess I'll be chef. Nothing like a roseleaf and cowslip custard, wot?

[Josiah]

*I pull out my TG (Toy Gun) and look around.*

[Josiah F]

*I wake up and there is something in my pants. And then I look in them and it is ME!*

[Kelcin]

"Well Arien, do you want to go 'cook' us some McDonald's?" *Kelcin points hintingly towards to far off McDonald's sign.*

[Josiah F]

*Mcdonalds? bleeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

[Josiah F]

*What are you trying to posion me for?*

[Camilla]

"I think I can scrounge something up that's similar to McDonald's- I never get restaurant food unless it's absolutely necessary! So, what's everyone's order for the hamburgers? And does everyone want some french-fries along with that?"

[Kelcin]

"I'd like a nice big juicy tomato slice, and a generous squirt of mustard. And fries."

[Takara]

*chewing the donut* "Say what?! Don't move? Why ever not? Ooh, Arien, chicken burger for me please."

[Eirwyn]

Can I be the Coffee & Drink Maker? I'll get to help El in the kitchen!

[Kelcin]

Absolutely Eirwyn!

*Watches in fascination, as a Giant Donut(The size of an elephant) starts running towards Takara, apparently to eat her.* "I take that back, move!" *Talks to everyone through his CCT(Captain's Computer Thingy)* "We have a situation here. I need some coffee, and I need it fast."

BTW, everyone has a Computer Thingy.

[Josiah F]

*I will pass on McDonalds. I am going to chik-fil-a.*

EAT MOR CHIKIN

[Eirwyn]

*tells Kelcin through CMCT* "I'll be right there!"

Two seconds later...

*hands Kelcin a giant cup of coffee* "You need a giant cup of coffee to eat a giant donut!"

[Kelcin]

"We're not going to eat it, we're going to shrink it! Clear! Fire!"
*Kelcin throws the giant cup of coffee at the Giant Donut. Unfortunately, it lands at Takara's feet.*
"Umm, guess I wasn't ready to throw it... Has anyone got a backup plan?"

Technical, your CT is called CMCT(Coffee Maker's Computer Thingy)

[Eirwyn]

"Here's my back up plan!" *throws a giant pitcher of coffee, and it lands on the donut* "Well, that's taken care of! What about THAT!?" *points at a giant french fry*

[Nathaniel]

I'll be the Coffee dude. Unless someone else is already.

[Eirwyn]

I'll be the Coffee dude. Unless someone else is already.

I signed up for that a couple of hours ago, but I guess Kelcin forgot to put my name on the list. Sorry!

[Nathaniel]

I'll be the Coffee dude. Unless someone else is already.

I signed up for that a couple of hours ago, but I guess Kelcin forgot to put my name on the list. Sorry!

Snicker-doodles!

[Takara]

*Stands and stares at the giant donut coming at her.* "GUYS!!!"
*Watches Kelcin chuck his coffee.* *Frowns* "Nice."
*Watches the huge coffee soar into the sky.* "YES!!!"
*Looks around.* "Guess I should move."

[Camilla]

Oh good. Now I won't be blamed when there's no coffee on hand to throw at Giant Donuts. Glad to have you join me, Eirwyn!

"Uh-oh...so does that mean that only ketchup will destroy the Giant French Fries? Or are they on are side? We could use some help in attacking the Giant Donuts!
"Right, anyone else want a hamburger and fries?"

[Eirwyn]

"Who wants a drink to go with the hamburger and the fries?"

[Takara]

*Runs back to the ship and uses the megaphone thingy.* "I'll take a drink. Just make sure I'm not around when you use the ketchup. I'm allergic . . . <_< Sorta .. . . . .not."

[Kelcin]

"I'm not sure, I've only encountered giant donuts and waffles, never other foods... I'll take some Mountain Dew, extra caffeine. Who wants to try communicating with Small Fry?"

[Camilla]

"*Ahem*, Small Fry? I think you mean Large fry, right? Well, I guess I'll do the talking. There's nothing like a chef to understand food, wot? *mutters to self* Now how should I go about this? Oh, yes, right!
"Hello, Mr. Fry?"
*fry stares back at me and says in a gruff voice* "What do you want?"
"Uh, well, we were just wondering whether you were on our side, or on the Giant Donut's side? You see, we've had some problems with the Giant Donuts attacking us and turning us into Giant Donuts *whispers* and I have, unfortunately, experienced that. It's not too fun. But, anyway, we were just wanting to know if you were with us?"
"Side? I am on nobody's side because nobody is on my side. Now please go away and leave me alone. I need to get ahold of myself. I've just had some bad news."
"Oh? What kind of bad news?"
"My family has just died."
"Oh dear. I'm so sorry, Mr. Fry."
*Arien looks past the fry and sees a Giant Donut coming towards her.* "Uh, sorry, Mr. Fry, I've got to go now." *into CCT (Chef Computery Thingy)* "Eirwyn, I'm going to need some coffee, and fast!" *Donuts suddenly stop when they see french fries. They start consuming enormous amounts of them. Arien suddenly has an idea.* "Mr. Fry, I hate to bother you again, but would you mind looking over there?" *Mr. Fry obliging looks to where Arien is pointing* "See those french fries? They're small, and helpless, and they have no one to defend them against the Giant Donuts. Won't you do anything to help? If we stop the Giant Donuts, then they won't eat anymore fries, but we need you to help stop them!" Arien pleaded.
"Those villains! I'll show them who's eating what!" *Mr. Fry, enraged, walks over to where the Donuts are eating the Fries.* "Excuse me, Donuts! I think we have a bit of business to take care of before you have anymore of those fries!"
*Arien watches in amazement as Mr. Fry deals blows to the Giant Donuts. He sent one right with one blow, and another left at the same time with a kick. Soon the Giant Donuts disperse, and Mr. Fry comes back to Arien.*
"Wow, you were great! *into CCT* Forget the coffee, Eirwyn. I don't need it anymore. So, do you want to join us?"
"I'll join you! If only to keep those murderous Donuts away from eating fries!"
"Good! Glad to have you with us Mr....?"
"The name's Small Fry."
"Really? Well, welcome to the crew, Small Fry! *into CCT* Hey Captain, we got us another crewman!"

[Josiah]

"That's splendid!" *Looks up from the CCT (Captains Computer Thingie) and sees an army of Crispy Cream Donoughts marching towards them* "Captain! Look!" *Josiah points to the approaching army* "Fire!" *Josiah pulls out His toy gun and fires a huge ball of coffee at a giant Crispy Cream Donought. It explodes and falls to the ground in millions of pieces.*

[Kelcin]

You get the prize for longest post ever Arien

*Into CCT*"Everyone to the ship!"
*Kelcin runs into the ship, and leaps into the Captain's chair(reeaallyy nice, big and cozy black leather).*
"Computer, beam me up!"
*The Computer beams Kelcin up, and he finds himself outside the ship.*
"Ok, I'll get this right soon enough. Just got to think of a plan..."
*He watches the donuts charging forwards*
"I've got it."
*Kelcin shouts 'Pineapple!' into his CCT, and runs straight towards the donuts. And then....*

lol, I thought this post was really long, but now I see it's pretty short. A downer there.

[Josiah]

*The donuts grow bigger & stronger!*
"Captain! If you run closer to the donuts, they grow bigger!"
*Jo starts running away as the donuts grow to 30 ft tall. Then Jo starts firing His TG (Toy Gun).*
"Take that you overgrown donuts!"
*The Donuts open up their huge mouth, than.........*

[Camilla]

Lol, thanks, Kelcin-er, Captain!

"Oh NO! *into CCT* Eirwyn, we need lots of coffee, NOW!!!" *pulls coffee gun out and starts attacking the donuts from the rear. "Take that you glazed over monsters!"
*Small Fry charges in, hitting donuts left and right and getting glaze and filling all over him.* "Take that! And that! This is for my Mum! And my Dad! And everyone else you've killed or turned into a donut!"
*Arien cheers Small Fry on, but gasps when...*

[Takara]

*Feels self* "Phew, not a donut. What did I miss?" *Looks over to where everyone else is staring.* "Oooh, my."

*King donut comes into view. King Donut looms taller than Small Fry and stands right in front of him. He falls forward planning to smash the fry.*

"Noooooooooo!"

*King Donut hits the ground with Small Fry poking out it's hole, safe.*

"Whoop!" *Takara runs to the ship and tries to leap into the cargo bay but misses and slaps against the ship's side.* "Oops." *Stands up, and walks inside.*

[Eirwyn]

*through CMCT* "Everyone inside the ship, I'll handle this!" *takes a long piece of hose and attaches it to a giant coffee maker, then walks outside and starts spraying coffee at the donuts*
"Take that you... you... you giant donuts!"

[Kelcin]

*King Donut's face lands right in front of Kelcin*
*Into CCT* "Whoever's in the ship, beam me up!"
*King Donut grabs Kelcin, and stands up, when suddenly he is struck by some of Eirwyn's coffee.*\
"I hate this stuff!" He roars, as he jumps into the air, grabs onto the roof, and begins to swing from ceiling thing to ceiling thing(security cameras, signs, support beams, etc)

[Takara]

"Comin' Captain!" *Takara jumps to the transport platform and locks onto Kelcin.* "Energizing!"

[Eirwyn]

*sprays coffee at the King Donut*
"Let the Captain go Your High Donutness!"

[Josiah]

*I reach the ship and beam myself up. But I miss and smash a hole in the spaceship with my head.*
"Yikes!"
*Then I beam myself up properly. When I get to the top, I pull out my real Coffee gun, that's the size of a small house, and then a beam myself down, and shoot holes in the middle of the donuts.*
"Captain Kelcin! I shot a hole in the middle of the donut!"
*I think about what I just said, and realizes there is already a hole in the middle of all the donuts!*

[Daisy]

I'll be Doctor, if that's all right.

Walking and whistling on sidewalks is dangerous, *I tell myself as I lift myself off the ground.* Ouch, that hurt. Whad I slip on? *licks brown stuff plastered on clothing* Oh gross!! Ach! (don't worry!)
It's Donut Frosting. So horrible for the liver. *shakes head* I know! I'll follow the trail of it to find the culprit and alert them of the danger of eating this! *follows trail and sees battles, french fries, crewman, spaceship, etc.*
Oh my. If this isn't a health hazard I don't know what is.

[Josiah]

*Sir Josiah runs back to the ship and beams himself up inside the spaceship control room. Then he loads the Ultimate Icing sugar canon, and sends a shock wave out to the donuts which causes them to fall on their faces. Then he fires a giant cannonball of icing sugar at the donuts. the donuts all get washed out into outer space.*
"Take that you over-grown Weasels!"

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