Re: Serendipity 2: The Wrath of Pie!

[Kelcin]

"It appears this black hole wasn't an ordinary black hole, but instead a universal gateway."
"So?"
"It could lead us to any dimension, any uni- Oh, excuse me, it appears someone wishes to interrupt me."
*Over intercom comes a familiar voice* "Are ye on our side?"
Kelcin: That depends on what side you're on.
Voice: I be the Dread Pirate Daisy (DPD), Captain of the Zemblanity, the fearsome scrooge of space!
*Turning to Daisy* "I think we've got a problem."

OOC: Retire? In the Captain's book, retire = being blown up in a supernova.

[Daisy]

"No Way. This...this is worse than that time my mother called you!* Jack, tell her that--"

"Daisy, you are telling her. She's listening to everything going on."

DPD: Arrr...Daisy? What're ye speakin' of? This be a war zone and I've no time for chit-chat! Who's side are ye on? There's only I, the Dread Pirate Daisy, Captain of the Zemblanity, the fear...

("We heard perfectly well the first time.")

DPD: ...of space, or him whose name I will not speak, filth of the moon-range Kismet, leader of... the Happenstance!

*whispering* "You've got to be kidding...I'll just, eh, await your orders on this one Captain. After collapsing in my chair with a plate of warm, normal, cookies."

*reference to Serendipity the first

[Gaberik]

*eaves drops over the CT* "I have a tracing cookie, is that a normal cookie?"

[Sir Dalton]

Probably not...

[Daisy]

"Thanks, 'Tune but I was thinking of something more along the lines of one of Camilla's fresh-baked cookies. They're to die for! Which if fitting, you know, considering we're being threatened by a space pirate in an undetermined and unexplored area of the universe that is currently at war..."

Just so you guys know, you're welcome to write for other characters and add to plot too.

[Sir Dalton]

"I don't like unexplored areas of war... why did I choose Musical Machine Gunner? Ugh..."
*pet robot jumps up on the table where I'm sitting*
HELLO SIR DALTON!
Hi, robo!
THERE IS DANGER APPROACHING!
Hey wait, I didn't program you to say that... *looks out of the window just in time to see ingalactic cookies flying toward us*

[Camilla]

"Camilla's Chocolate Chip Cookies, coming right up! Hope they're lethal enough for the enemies...no comments about my cooking! They're just fine for us to eat, too!"

[Sir Dalton]

You're gonna have to be quick... *cookies fly closer*

[Daisy]

"Now's not the time to be yellow-bellied, Gunner Dalton! Camilla, these cookies are delicious, but a bit soft to use as weapons of war-fare...if Engineer Fasttune can find a way to rig them up to be deadly and Dalton can figure out how to shoot them, we'll be in a good way...because like it or not, we're in a war!"

*BANG! Intergalactic cookie!*

Jack: Minor damage done to one of the starboard engines. Repairs suggested as soon as convenient. Or sooner.

[Gaberik]

"Cap'n, i need two hundred and fifty cups of pea-gravel, MG Dalton, i need you to go down to the garden and get my trovel (shovel/trowel), Camilla, can you whip up a batch of cookie doe? Daisy, not the pirate, can you, umm, look like a pirate?"

[Sir Dalton]

I'll get the trovel! *runs to get it*
I also rigged up a deadly cookie launcher we can use.
I'm also off to fix that engine *runs off*

[Gaberik]

OOC: Dalton, can you pick a different color? it is really hard to read

[Sir Dalton]

What color should I use?

[Gaberik]

go with olive, or green, or brown, or dark read, or orange, or indigo, or violet

[Sir Dalton]

I'll go with olive

[Daisy]

"A pirate...? Well, I seem to have left my costume at home. So I'll have to be creative."
*on the way to the rooming section, I cross through the kitchen*
"Hey Camilla, smells deadly in here! When you're done, I may need some help in my room..."
*now rummaging around closets*
"Hmm...I'll need some breeches...this oversized leather belt...a sword?...Ah, the Captain won't mind if I borrow the vest from his nice suit. *into FMCT* Will ya, Captain? *to self* I didn't think so. He never wears the old thing anyway...now for some ruffles..."

[Kelcin]

"Every captain has to make sacrifices..." *Into CCT* "Daisy, take the vest!"
"Now for that gravel!" *pushes a button on his CT, and gravel rains down onto the Captain's Chair*


*To the Zerendipity* "Why'd you shoot us?"
DPD: "Arr, my gunner was a dancin'"
"Wait, Don't tell me, he's a Dancing Gunner?"
DPD: "Aye."
*Looks towards Dalton* "I think we found alternative you."

OOC: Ditto what Daisy said, anyone may add to the story

[Sir Dalton]

I don't understand?

[Kelcin]

OOC: Heard of mirror universes? Clones of our universe, with some details changed? The Dread Pirate Daisy is Daisy in a mirror universe.

[Sir Dalton]

Hmm, I've got a clone. Should I punch him?

[Daisy]

*practicing piratey laughter in the elevator on the way to control room*

"Meh-he-ha-ha-heh! No that's not it...Har-ha-ha--*bing! elevator door opens*--ha...ha...Ahem. Well, this is as piratey as I'll get. I hope you've got a good plan behind this, Engineer.

Captain, methinks the cookies to be about ready. Should we invite the Zemblanity crew aboard? I'd love to meet them...you...us...them...whatever."

DPD: Invitation or not, we be comin' aboard...No, on second thought, you'll be joinin' us. First Mate, beam them aboard!

"Gasp! Cringe!...*opens one eye*...Nothing's happening."

DPD: First Mate? Beam them?

Unknown First Mate: I would but it seems we're having...issues...

DPD: Argh! Call the Engineer! Oops, this thing is still on...er...stand by. We be havin' some technical troubles.

[Sir Dalton]

I'll help here! *runs over* Looks like you've got a serious problem... :O

[Camilla]

"Captain, here are the cookies you ordered! Hope it's enough..." *glances around room and sees Daisy in Pirate gear* "Nice costume, Daisy. Let's hope it fools them!...or whoever the Captain wants to fool."

[Gaberik]

it is me that wants to fool them! though i don't remember what my plan was... ohh well, late maybe

[Sir Dalton]

Better than me, I don't even have a plan! *runs off to get some tools to fix the engines*

[Daisy]

*turns to Fasttune* "You don't remember your plan?!--"
Jack interrupts: Oop. It seems the other ship got their--
*we all get beamed into the Zemblanity...! DPD and her crew all turn around and stare at us in surprise*
DPD: Oy! You got it to work, Kelcin.
*Other-Kelcin shrugs. He looks just like the Captain, only now has on a large pair of glasses*
DPD: Welcome aboard! Allow me to introduce me crew. *looks down at her foot, which is placed on top of someone's leg, which disappears under some equipment* That's our dancin' gunner down there, and no, I'm not asserting my dominance, this is the only thing keepin' him from doin' the worm. *ahem* First Mate Chunky, *points to Other-Fasttune, who looks about the same, but with an anchor tattoo on his arm* the engineer, Kelcin. And our doctor and phsycol...phsychi...physco-something, Camilla."
*Other-Camilla stands up, her hair is in a bun and she's got a clipboard*
O-Camilla: I've been cooking up all sorts of questions with which to evaluate your brains. *she smiles*
*Other-Dalton suddenly jumps up.*
O-Dalton: I found it! *holds up a quarter* Whoa...*rushes over to our Dalton, the "real" Dalton and stares with wide eyes* Who are you?

OOC: Okay so I know this has lots of stuff in it, and if you would like to change anything about your astronomical counter-parts, go ahead =].

[Gaberik]

OOC: i had my plan typed up 2 times but i couldn't post it for some reason.

[Sir Dalton]

Dalton: You are my counterpart and I have no clue what your feelings are.

OOC: I do have a counterpart in real life, but it is not on this forums. If you study my online history very closely, you might discover something you'd never have thought

[Kelcin]

Kelcin: Let me guess, you passed Algebra?
O-Kelcin: You could of too, if you'd quit playing games and being a ham all day long.
Kelcin: And end up like you? Being commanded by Daisy?
O-Kelcin: What's wrong with that?
Kelcin: Nothing, besides the fact that you should be dead.
O-Kelcin: I've died in your reality?
Kelcin: No! I am you! Daisy's supposed to gain command after your dead. It's our destiny, to be caught in a supernova saving the universe.
O-Kelcin: Meh. I'm an engineer, not Erol Flynn.
Kelcin: Our Daisy and you would get along.
O-Kelcin: Adam West and you could fight crime.
Kelcin: Y-
*Over Ship-to-ship*
"Captain, the ship is being sucked into the Reality Switcher. Please, try not to get anyone killed. You promised her Mother."
*The Serendipity disappears into the black hole...*

[Daisy]

OOC@Fasttune: Oh, that’s too bad. Being the admin, I should probably know how to fix that but I don’t. If it keeps happening, I’ll see what I can figure out.

O-Dalton to Dalton: "A doppleganger?! I knew you existed! I knew it! Hey, do you ever find yourself thinking of one thing and then suddenly thinking of another? Because everyone told me it was A.D.D but I think we may have some sort of twin-telepathy thing going..."
*chuckles and turns to Captain's conversation*

"Hm. I think you could do with a few lessons from your counter-part, Captain. We should take him with us...but please, O-Kelcin, don't encourage him. If he ever did meet Adam West he would probably try to arrange that."
"Captain, the ship is being sucked into the Reality Switcher. Please, try not to get anyone killed. You promised her Mother."

*ship jolts*

*groans* "What exactly does the Reality Switcher do?"

[Sir Dalton]

A doppledanger? I think you mean a musical gunner, O-Dalton...

[Daisy]

OOC: Sorry, Dalton! I meant to put a definition in my other post. A "Doppleganger" is an identical "twin" we all supposedly have somewhere in the world. In German folklore seeing your doppleganger will bring you bad luck .

[Kelcin]

*Launches into an Adam West style monologue* "Well Daisy, a reality switcher is one of the most fascinating devices in of our time. Fascinating, yet dangerous. If one was to slip into... the wrong hands, there... is... no... limit to our peril, in addition to the peril of all realities. I-"
"Thankfully for Batman here, a Reality Switcher is also known as a black hole, so nobody's 'gotten there hands on one yet.'"

*Suddenly, a large hand enters the Zerendipity's viewscreen, moving towards the black hole*
"Holy Handshake! Ramming stations! 'Tune, get those engines firing!"

[Gaberik]

sorry Cap'n, was busy doing college, on my way, Dalton, i need your help

[Daisy]

"No, it can't be! Not...the wrong hand!"

*watches everyone scurrying around, manning guns, firing up engines, etc*

"I've always been at a bit of a loss as to what the first mate should do at a time like this. On TV they always just repeat whatever the computer says in a louder, more urgent voice. Jack, you got anything for me?"

"Only questions about why you were ever hired in the first place."

"Really, Jack, at a time like this you could be more encouraging. You could say something like--Omywordwhatjusthappened?!"

*ship's alarms go off as a giant collision between the Hand, the Black Hole, and the Zemblanity begins*

[Gaberik]

Dalton, just forget about helping me, go man the guns! i can handle it, no excuses, GO!

[Josiah]

I'll be the coffee maker, if no one objects

[Daisy]

Yay! Nothing goes better with pie than coffee (okay, not true, but for the sake of being welcoming I shall say it is).

[Gaberik]

can you make Hot Choco too?

[Josiah]

Sure

Ill be Indigo, Sorry if someone's using it already.

*Paces back and forth looking at his mug collection*
"Coffee Mug 2045, Coffee Mug 2046, Coffee Mug 2048, Coffee Mug 204-" *Stops talking in sheer panic.
"Oh my lattè! One of my mugs is gone! This can only mean one thing..."
*Waves arms around frantically for no reason*
"...The Dread Pirate Daisy!"
*Runs out of his coffee room and heads for the cockpit/Captains quarters*
"Captain! I have some horrible-" *Stops talking upon realizing the room is empty*
"Jack, where is everyone?"

"Oh, Mr. Barista! I'm glad your here! All the other crew members, including Captain, have been abducted and taken aboard The Zamblanity"

"Oh no!"


OOC: Hope I got my facts right too

[Lady Carliss]

OOC: slightly confused... RP?

[Daisy]

*gasp* "Listen! It sounds like...Jack, who are you talking to?!" *mind flashes back to the job interview office, me on one side of a desk, Josiah on the other*

Me: So you say you make coffee, huh?
J: Please, try some. *pushes small coffee cup across table*
Me: I dunno. Your resume isn't the most impressive. *picks up cup* I just don't think 3 weeks at McDonald's can really prepare you for space travel and planet liberation. *sips* *eyes widen and the hallelujah chorus plays in the background* This is incredible--you're hired!
J: Yess!

*back to present time* "Oh him! Listen, Josiah, if you can hear me please try and transport us--*looks up at screen* Too late. Just write a nice eulogy."
*huge crash, the viewing screen goes blank, the ship goes reeling, then suddenly stops and stands eerily still*

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